I am sure most of you out there have read this, but I still think its funny. Does anyone have any new ones to add???
You know You're PENTECOSTAL when .....
1 ) The amount of money you spend on hair spray exceeds your gas bill.
2) You know what Bible space means.
3) You (or the ladies you know) can swim in a denim skirt, leggings, and a sweatshirt and still have fun.
4) It takes longer to TAKE prayer requests than it does to pray for them.
5) Your brother or sister in the Lord hugs you right in the middle of Wal-Mart, and shouts PRAISE THE LORD!!!
6) The musicians at your church can tear it up, but none of them can read sheet music.
7) You have 60 pairs of church shoes.
8) Running the aisles and jumping up and down is your exercise.
9) A birthday party is a night on the town.
10) You could be an Olympic volleyball player with all the practice from church functions.
11) Your white choir moves like Kirk Franklin's group.
12) The pastor says, "With this thought, I close," more than eight times each service.
13) You find three dozen hair pins on the floor during church cleaning.
14) The kid underneath your pew plays with your feet.
15 ) A run in your last pair of stockings is a national disaster.
16) You judge a church service by swollen eyes, rumpled clothes, and disheveled hair.
17) Your kids know how to eat any crunchy thing quietly.
18) When shopping for shirts, you always run it through the "Praise The Lord" test by raising your arms.
19) Sunday and Wednesday mean no cooking or dishes.
20) You can maneuver into a vehicle without messing up your hairdo.
21) Celebrating your 21st birthday doesn't mean much.
22) The employees at Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Perko’s, Chili’s, and California Pizza Kitchen know you by name.
23) You can pronounce, "Habakkuk."
24 ) Mondays and Thursdays are the hardest days to wake up in the morning.
25) The kids you know think shot glasses are for playing communion.
26) Growing up you baptize your cousins and siblings in "JESUS NAME" several times in the swimming pool
27)You spend your spring break at Youth Convention.
28)You know the date/month of every conference in North America.
29)Going camping means going to Camp Meeting or Senior Youth Camp.
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